Have you heard the one about…
1. What did the policeman say to his tummy?
You are under a vest.
2. Why was the Detective at the beach?
There was a crime wave (only joking, we know detectives don’t leave the office)
3. Why was the policeman in the bed?
He was undercover.
4. What do you call a flying policeman?
A helicopper (sorry, that is terrible)
5. Man “Please officer, you must help me, I’ve lost my wig”
Sergeant “No problem, we will comb the area”
6. Why is a traffic officer the strongest person in the world?
Because they can stop a truck with one hand.
7. Did you know that they arrested the energizer bunny?
They charged him with battery (oh dear)
8. What do you call it when a prisoner takes their own custody photo?
A cellfie (my word)
9. How do cops greet people?
Policed to meet you (worst so far)
Dishes the Police, come out with your hands up.
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